Captain Celery is a pirate book that tells the ripping tale of two mismatched pirates out for adventure on the high seas.

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Celery, a quick-witted cad who loves vegetables, joins his meat-eating rival Firebeard, on an action-packed journey to find treasure.

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As they fight, frolic and fart their way across the ocean to the Caribbean, something green and unexpected is waiting for them. Who will survive and who will get rich?

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This hilarious comedy adventure, for 8 year-olds and over, promises to leave early readers rolling on the floor with laughter. And more importantly, really wanting to eat celery!

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